You know you have had a shit of a day when...
Please can you fill in the comments with your own versions, I will blog them if it helps. If you want to be anonymous, just email me and I will see if I can get around to putting them up.. But this idea just sort of hit, after the day I had just been through. So here goes... letting off steam..seeing if this is good therapy for me, I really don't care about you guys reading this..
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE HAD A SHIT OF A DAY ....
.............. when chocolate tastes like blotting paper.
................when you realise that having a lovely house with a view, means that about 20 hectares of land can breed an awful lot of daddy-long-legs , all of which can dive bomb my window and its light. I do not invite 6 legged friends inside!!!.. and certainly not all at once!!!
.............when the people you want to see online are missing, but if they were there, you would want to see somebody else anyway.
............. when chatting would be a dead loss, cos all I would want to do is argue.
............. when you insert a new tampon but forgot to wash the hot chicken tikka off your fingers first.
.............when the most eloquent thing you have to say is "PAH!"
.............when friends try to be nice and all you want to do is bite their heads off.
.............when you realise that this is the start of a new school term, and that this should cause a smile of glee (now I am out of it), but that actually life at the chalkface was easier than this one...
............ when alcohol could be useful, but you know one drink and you would sleep for a week, and you might have to be awake early anyway...
............ when someone asks for your email address and you have forgotten it
first anonymous addition....
.... when you get in the shower, realise that the boiler has burst and there is no hotwater, and suddenly realise you enjoy being iced!
.......when you are desperate for a chat online, the phone keeps ringing and suddenly your computer wants to download new software, all 48.8MB of it and requires a restart! (bloody good job I am NOT on dial up!!)
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE HAD A SHIT OF A DAY ....
.............. when chocolate tastes like blotting paper.
................when you realise that having a lovely house with a view, means that about 20 hectares of land can breed an awful lot of daddy-long-legs , all of which can dive bomb my window and its light. I do not invite 6 legged friends inside!!!.. and certainly not all at once!!!
.............when the people you want to see online are missing, but if they were there, you would want to see somebody else anyway.
............. when chatting would be a dead loss, cos all I would want to do is argue.
............. when you insert a new tampon but forgot to wash the hot chicken tikka off your fingers first.
.............when the most eloquent thing you have to say is "PAH!"
.............when friends try to be nice and all you want to do is bite their heads off.
.............when you realise that this is the start of a new school term, and that this should cause a smile of glee (now I am out of it), but that actually life at the chalkface was easier than this one...
............ when alcohol could be useful, but you know one drink and you would sleep for a week, and you might have to be awake early anyway...
............ when someone asks for your email address and you have forgotten it
first anonymous addition....
.... when you get in the shower, realise that the boiler has burst and there is no hotwater, and suddenly realise you enjoy being iced!
.......when you are desperate for a chat online, the phone keeps ringing and suddenly your computer wants to download new software, all 48.8MB of it and requires a restart! (bloody good job I am NOT on dial up!!)
posted by Sheila at
20:41
2 Comments:
....When your septic tank backing up is the good thing that happened.
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Anonymous, at 15/09/2005, 07:16
lol.. thnx, anon
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Sheila, at 15/09/2005, 08:13
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